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Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.
Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.
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A nickname for a creepy logo for Screen Gems consisting of two dark-red paralellograms, one zooming in and one zooming out to form an 'S' around a dot on a sunny yellow background, and using an eerie synthesized violin jingle in the background. Some refer to the logo as Scream Gems.
Why does everyone fear the S from Hell?
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A Harlem Hoe(s) are girls who sleep with guys while dating other guys.. and they are so skanky that they have their boobs out and thier asses hanging out, all day everyday. They will try to get with anyone and everyone. So hid your boyfriend.. They put up number signs like 1,2,3,4,1326, in picture and post them to Facebook to show everyone how many guys they have slept with. The girls ages range from 13-15.
-Hey, did you see Katelynn today?
-Yea, who hasnt?
-Well.. I heard she broke Madison's record.
-Really?!
-Yup.. 4 guys in 2 day!
-Wow.. I wonder who will beat it next.
-I bet you instead od Harlem Hoe(s), is going to be Hononegah Whores..
-You will win.
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An appropriate response anytime someone (or a group of someones) intentionally leaves you out of a situation or goes out of their way to diss you.
Friends: We all took a shot while you were in the bathroom
Me: Fuckin Cheaters!
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Friend: I stole your game of pool when you weren't looking.
Me: Fuckin Cheater!
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white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)
Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!
I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).
Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.
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Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. A game little kids play that SUPPOSEDLY decides their future. (It's different everytime).
1. My sister is doing that M*A*S*H thing again with her friends.
2. My M*A*S*H says I'm going to marry Josh Hartnett.
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A era where rock and pop were coming out resulting in 80's music. Michal JAckson was one of the greatest pop stars during this era.
Man 1: i am going to go bye the new cd that has 80's music on it.
man2: cool. get me oone too. i want to hear michal jackson.
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