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Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.
When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.
I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.
I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.
Also see: Boob-Wooed
"I am NOT boob-wooed!"
"Then maybe you're ass charmed."
new girlfriend or significant other.
Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!
a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)
Brett is an ass taint.
That girl really got his taint wet.
Shut the fuck up ass taint.