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an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian
Asked my asian homie if he wanted aux, he played mike sherm… these fucking hennessy asians man.
an asian that acts like a lightskin
"Yea that guy shawn's a light asian"
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ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish
See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.
I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.
Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.
Anton the Asian only eats dogs
A white person. Another way of saying Caucasian.
Those Chalk Asians always be listening to Morgan Wallen.