1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor
2. the floor
We used a chair as our asian table.
She laid down on the asian table and we made out.
Something that is often worn on the jeans of math professors
Yo dude you should offer ur prof to put more The Asian Flags on his jeans to pass the class broskibro
the ability to be a genius without trying and or intense education
that asian guy has a 4.375 all because of asian privilege.
An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long
When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.
He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.
The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."