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Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 29, 2010


The Asian Flag

Something that is often worn on the jeans of math professors

Yo dude you should offer ur prof to put more The Asian Flags on his jeans to pass the class broskibro

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024


asian privilege

the ability to be a genius without trying and or intense education

that asian guy has a 4.375 all because of asian privilege.

by idontfeellikemakinganamern August 27, 2023


Asian jacked

Your so high you feel Chinese from eyes being so low

Hey bro I’m so Asian jacked !

by Asian jacked April 10, 2019


Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024


asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.

He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018


asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken August 20, 2015