Jew-Jit-Sue

The act of pressing false charges of rape against wealthy men in order to get money from them. (Jew) referring to the lying woman being a cheap ass by trying to steal money, (jit) referring to the cumshot and or the "evidence", and (sue) referring to the criminal case.

Bro: No way in hell Kobe Bryant raped that skank ass hoe. That dude and millions and 17 inch anaconda chode could plow any bitch he wanted!

Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.

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Jews are Satan’s creatures

Yeah

Jews are Satan’s creatures

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Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

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High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

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Jew B Ballin

A Jewish person that has lots of money, or is a "baller" (see: baller), from buying and selling large amounts of drugs.

Damn foo, that Jew B Ballin!!!

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Jew-Snap-Bing

The signature wrestling move of the LAA clan.

Look at that n00b he just got jew-snap-binged!

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like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

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