deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

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kick in the nuts

What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.

You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".

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kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

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nut chocolate

Shit flavored balls

Gina licked my nut chocolate.

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cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

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nut hunter

A girl who "hunts" or seeks out mens nuts to gargle in her mouth!!

Mary McKay is a nut hunter and she must be stoped at all costs!!

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tug-nuts

Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.

I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.

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