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Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it
Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her
To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
paige and brandon are the best couple in the world, paige is short and can be really stubborn and brandon is tall and pretty as hell, they are the best couple and everyone would love to be them.
i would love to be the same as paige and brandon but nobody can be as cute as them.
Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.
When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!
A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.
J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!