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When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else
Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”
In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."
The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."
Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.
"why is he so special, bray childs..."
The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."