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Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Having sex with a girl that is on her period.
John was not discouraged by the fact that his girlfriend is on the rag and performed the dirty moses.
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When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"
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A term used for drugs that are:
(1.) not cool to use, and considered especially harmful, self-destructive and low-class. The big three are meth, crack and heroin, and PCP is often put in this category as well. Others include synthetic weed and misused legal shit like mouth wash, Robitussin and Benadryl.
(2.) Of dubious or scandalous origin, i.e. product sold and misrepresented as good drugs when in reality they are shitty, usually cheaper stand-in stuff. Pills claimed to be 'ecstasy' can actually contain stupid amounts of other drugs, usually amphetamines, and "LSD" is often actually DOC.
(1.) Shawn has no self-control, he's been doing dirty drugs like meth, heroin and shit. I feel sorry for his girlfriend, man.
(2.) Fuck dude, that tab was dirty! Shit tasted like iron, I'm gonna have a bad trip now, fuck. Never thought my contact would sell a dirty drug.
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When you purchase an adorable, phenomenal puppy for the sole reason of picking up younger women
Man that dog is cute but I know that guy is trying to just pull a Dirty Karl on me
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A gorgeous woman whose body seems so perfect that she resembles a Barbie doll, but whose sexual nature is brazenly promiscuous and taboo.
"Too bad Jessica is a dirty barbie- she is fucking hot!"
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When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.
Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.
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