"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."
Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'
When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips
Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night
The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"
Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest
The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…
When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it
Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night