When an item is too expensive to legally buy due to it being a brand name or trademarked, but available to buy on the internet from another country for a lot less money.
After buying a usually expensive authentic jersey online
(Person 1) Hey man that's a sweet authentic Pujols jersey. What was it like 200 bones?
(Person 2) Nah man, I bought this online e-legally from China. Just cutting out the middle man. 40 bucks. Run and tell that!
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Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the homosexual variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-fagging these hot gays
b1: whos that hot fag over there
b2: i know he is friends with 'Neil Patrick Harris'
b1: excellent i shall e fag 'Neils' friends.
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a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.
Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!
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Completely unrelated to 'Ebonics', E-bonics are the words and abbreviations that are only used between people when they are on the internet or texting.
"lulz u see teh patriots epic fail? gg belicheat ftl"
"wtf did you just say to me? I don't know e-bonics"
"z0mg zerg rush ^_^;;"
"wut? korean e-bonics is way different than regular e-bonics"
"idk my bff jill?"
"god dammit i hate when commercials use e-bonics"
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The person too scared to reveal their racist feelings in person (for fear of ridicule or getting beat the fuck up), so they revert to blogs and/or forum posts on the internet to show their prejudice for people of other races/creeds/religions etc.
-Video of a white kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: lol, that kid got pwwwned...
-Video of a black kid faceplanting on a skateboard:
E-racist post: LMAO, sparkling wiggle got destroyed!!! Whats the matter, too much fried chicken and watermelon? Lol pour some grape soda over it, you'll feel fine. Maybe you should go back to basketball, coon!
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e-stim is the application of electric shocks to a guy's cock, balls, tits, and asshole to force him to have an electro-gasm.
Some of my roomies bought an electro-sex kit, and they used it on me -- using e-stim on my c-spot and nut-sack, they made me cum five times and I also had multiple dry-gasms!
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