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When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.
Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food
Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special
Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
a egg looking person and is very loud and has a 70% chance of being dropped on his head.
Rick:'' look at him"
bob: "Hes such a loud egg head"
When one performs oral on a rectum and sucks the shit out in a vacuuming manner
"Babe can we make sudanese scrambled eggs "
"Yeah sure im ready to go "