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A Facebook friend created only to advance yourself in an online social networking game.
My FarmVille co-op consists of myself, my wife and my placebo friend "Cheech".
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when playing beer pong, there is always left overs(backwash) in the cups needed to play the next game. The friends cup is a place to pour all the backwash, or "friends".
person 1: is this my beer?!
person 2: DONT DRINK THAT!! ITS THE FRIENDS CUP!
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A person that you have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. However, if you're a girl you know that it's impossible to have a sexual relationship without getting your emotions involved. Usually you end up being afraid to tell the person that you want serious committment because you don't want to be rejected. You keep your friends wtih benefits relationship because you are afraid of losing the person all together but it hurts you because you want more. You know you should tell the person how you really feel but you can't because you love them and you're afraid of losing them. When you finally do tell the person that you love them they might tell you that they love you back, if they don't then you can both move on, either way it's worth a shot because if you don't ask you'll never know.
Sally: I love you John, I want more than friends with benefits.
Fred: Why didn't you say something sooner? I love you too! Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend.
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A school that is based on diversity that ends up being 95% multi millionaires and even billionaires and than 5% different poor ethnicity groups that end up feeling way out of place because there parents drive old mini vans and old hondas instead of range rovers, Mercedes, and BMW. 1/2 the kids are jewish even though it s a quaker school. AND then there is meeting for worship when everyone sits in silence for 45 min every single week. oooo and did i forget to mention that every girl is a copy of the next wearing lactose, ralph lauren, j crew, lesters, or some over priced dress from bloomingdales. This is what most people call living the good life i call it prison!!
Why is the world do i go to friends academy?? ooo yeah its for a good education.
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Primary definition:
No matter how a woman says it or the words she uses when she places a guy in the Friend Zone there is no going back. Regardless of how hot she is or what chemistry you thought was there, you're done. Like being broken up with before a relationship even got started. The quicker you reach the Friend Zone the better than there may not be as much attachment.
Secondary definition:
Groveling, begging or pleading will only push you into the Friend Zone deeper and deeper. Keep moving, don't look back. Call, text or email occassionally. Be aloof and keep your options open. This is the only chance you have to get out of the Friend Zone. As soon as you get Friended use that as motivation to meet another lady AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
Amy: "I think you're a great guy and want to get to know each other better. But I also want to keep my options open. I'm just looking for friends right now. I'm not ready for a relationship."
Paul: "Than why did you reply to my Personals Ad knowing I was looking for a LTR?!? I don't need more chick 'friends'!! I want a girlfriend. I got put in the Friend Zone after the first date! This bites!"
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Amy: "Got any plans this weekend? Let's go do something."
Paul: "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my girlfriend this weekend. Maybe another time." (the ultimate payback & turning the tables)
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A constant companion that nobody can see except children and the religious.
When I was a child my imaginary friends used to talk about me behind my back.
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Friendalia Zonalis... Also known as the 'Friend Zone'... a disease plaguing men all over the globe. Many men are or have been infected by the disease.
What is it? Well, basically, it is a state the man has been put into by a woman after a failed attempt to start a relationship.
What does this mean? It means you're fucked. It means that "hey you're a great guy!!!," but they're really thinking "But i'm gonna hold out for someone greater." After everything is all said and done, they'll decide they want to keep you around because you're a "nice guy."
Suggit...
Man: Hey, I care about you a lot, and I think we should be together...
Girl: Oh, you're so sweet!!! you're the greatest and sweetest person ever, but I can only see you as a friend (friend zone)...
Man: Suggggggit...
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