When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the βJapanese Monkey Fuckerβ was a brilliant idea
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A truck driver who drives aggressively or stupidly on the road, putting other motorists at major risk. This risk is due to the trucks' extreme size.
The phrase can be used as a substitute for "asshole" when referring to a truck driver who is driving dangerously.
Holy shit, this trucker mother fucker ran a red light and almost hit me
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The slutty person who loves to eat Chinese popsicles
Wow.. What a dickey cunt fucker
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a person who fucks ice cream cones
Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!
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A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.
Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!
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