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When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.
“Dude, I just did a ghost order”
Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!
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1. A reasonable explanation of paranormal activity.
2. An explanation for any noise in house that you may not a have a realistic cause such as a cup being tipped over, floor creaking, door creaking, bag rustling, but nothing's there.
"These damn ghost rats in this house"!
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The 2020 Major League Baseball World Series
The Detroit Tigers won the 2020 Ghost Series. 292
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When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.
Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
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A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear
"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
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a boy you see when your alone in a public place. you will never see this boy again, unless you sell your soul. these ghost boys are the love you need. your soulmate.
i went to the mall today, and in the corner of my eye i saw a ghost boy.
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