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got a little captain in you

Most referred to as the position a guy takes while putting his penis in between a girls breasts as she lays down. Most commonly an inside joke amongst couples.

Got a little captain in you

by Godderpiss October 17, 2013


bitch you got epilepsy

Something you say when someone laughs and it looks like they are having a seizure.

Bitch you got epilepsy. I’m convinced by the way you laugh

by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021


got your ass handed to you

Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"

Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.

by Thatawesomegirlwithsass July 09, 2014


I've got to take Justin home.

A bowel movement.

That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.

by The Bob Cash May 13, 2011


you got me looking for attention

"You got me looking for attentioooon, you got me looking for attention"
A song lyric, coming from one of the popular songs "Attention" by New Jeans.
The line was sang by Kang Haerin, mostly known as just Haerin.

Person 1: "You got me looking for attention"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No, it's a song by NewJeans, why would I ever think that?"
"Oh."

by kakalats May 08, 2023


I got voters to let this be a definition

Some people looked at this definition and let it be a part of the website. People had the choice to vote against this yet decided not to. I have the most shitty sense of humor but so do at least a few other people. thank you.

I got voters to let this be a definition haha lol

by TheGraffitiman64 December 11, 2019


You’ve got to be blowing my dad

An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”

“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”

by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022