see a man about a horse

Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.

We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.

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Charley Horse Clambake

When a bunch of stinky lesbians get together and have an orgy.

go watch some lesbians then you'll know what a charley horse clambake is.....

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Look a gift horse in the mouth

to be critical of a present or gift

Despite thought put into the gift, he decided to look a gift horse in the mouth and commented on the cheapness of the gift

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(straight) from the horse's mouth

Getting information from the highest authority.

Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.

This tip is foolproof, I got it (straight) from the horse's mouth!

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putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.

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pissing like a race horse

pissing like a race horse basically means to piss in large amounts frequently, just like a pregnant lady would.

I have been drinking so much water lately and now I keep ‘pissing like a race horse’ every 15 minutes.

Oh, and I met a horse

Derived from the long running British science fiction show "Doctor Who"; the phrase is used at the end of one's answer to the question "How was your day" or "What did you do today?"

Works best if one's day was filled with random, unforeseen events.

1st Person: So what was your day full of?
2nd Person: Oh I did EVERYTHING! Had an arguement about meta-physics & the creation/purpose of the universe, the current state of the Third Dimension, and all things in between. Vowed to pick a fight with the meta-physical incarnation of the Concept of Hell.
Oh, and I met a horse.

Brother: What'd you do today sis?
Sister: ... well, I went to see my friend in the hospital, got into a care accident afterward, ended up in a bed next to her for a few hours before the doctors actually told me to leave... oh and I met a horse.
Brother: In a hospital? Rather unhygienic... wait, WHAT?!

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