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Hug a Tristan Day

January 21st

The nationally accepted holiday in which you hug a Tristan because Tristans are better than non-Tristans.

"Aw shucks, I've gotta practice my hugs. Hug a Tristan Day is comin' up..."

by Highly Reliable Source January 22, 2023


hug-hijacker

Someone who swiftly steps in between two other people who are about to embrace, so dat HE gets da hug from one of da starry-eyed squeezers instead of da hug's intended recipient.

Being a habitual hug-hijacker may indeed feel hilarious to you personally, but to avoid distressed feelings, you should always make sure dat (1) you know both people involved fairly well, and are already on hugging terms wif dem yourself, and (2) said couple presently has enough time for said horsing around, and was not simply needing to just "share a quick lovey" before rushing off in separate directions, and (3) da occasion is merely a moderately-casual encounter --- i.e., da two cuddlebugs are not in da middle of a tragedy or other stressful situation where da hug was meant for emotional comforting, moral support, etc., and thus it is not something to be made light of.

by QuacksO February 6, 2023


eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021


eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given with a pierce of ice in the givers mouth.

One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021


spanish hug

A sudden hug that isn't expected.

Abagail snuck up behind Benjamin and gave him a Spanish Hug.

by ZekeRP January 17, 2017


Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.

Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!

by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018


javy hug

A hug given during an extremely inopportune moment, which is then reciprocated by the receiver

Javier Baez gave the Cubs an unfair advantage after giving Arenado a Javy Hug during a live play.

by Bad Hombre 312 October 3, 2018