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Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.
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This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.
Man, that girl is hot! You smell what I'm steppin in, Mike?
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Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.
Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".
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Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.
"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"
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A verbal threat designed to intimidate.
Usually used as a precursor to the subject or conflict and is usually exclaimed.
May also be seen as: "I'm gonna eat her foot." "I'm gonna eat his foot." "I'm gonna eat their foot."
To eat another's foot is to hinder their ability to stand and therefore resulting in weaker arguments from the opposition as none of the arguments have a stable base of evidence to use.
I'm gonna eat your foot if you give me more homework, Ms. Snow!
If she takes my pencil again, I'm gonna eat her foot!
I'm gonna eat their feet if my children don't do their homework.
I'm gonna eat his foot if he mentions me in his tweets!
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What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve
Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...
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