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The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
The most incorrect race of Jesus next to White Jesus.
Black Jesus? White Jesus? Will people ever learn that Jesus was never white or black? He was Jewish. There's a difference.
Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas
Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
it's jason bourne
Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee