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Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.
Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111
KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".
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the unfortunate mishap of sending an e-mail to the ABSOLUTE WRONG person by mistake. This is especially likely if you are forwarding an e-mail from said WRONG PERSON to a friend, in order to provide your friend with a sound example of the type of idiocy you described so eloquently in the e-mail. Since you are forwarding, you end up replying, and VOILA! the WRONG PERSON has an email that says, "Look what this bitch said to me?" and scrolls down only to find the very same e-mail she sent you yesterday.
When i received a reply from my customer, telling me he would not be needing my services, i scrolled down only to find the e-mail i MEANT to forward to my manager, wherein i called the customer a Fucktard (see Fucktard for definition).
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like when, you find some dirty ho bag, and your like hey there hot stuff why dont you come over here and shit in my mouth.
hey guys, wendy shit in my mouth last night. You guys are so jealous
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Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.
Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"
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That mother fuckin asshole just cut me off, that fuckin dog dick needs to get off the fuckin road! Sorry I have a mouth like a trucker.
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The first known euphemism for the sexual maneuver known universally as, 69.
Hey babe, how you feeling about a little double mouth to genitals tonight?
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A girl with a large mouth. Large enough to fit four cocks in.
Gaz: Check her oot, she's got a four cock mouth!!!
Rich: So's yer maw
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