The act of participating in an activity and contributing nothing while somehow not obtaining anything at the same time.
Wow! He has no properties and his headset is off. He's really Mikeing this round of Monopoly.
There is a minute left, we are down by 3, he has 32 points, and he just ran into me. He's really Mikeing it on Rocket tonight.
When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
When a gay man doesn’t want to curse but wants to swear allegiance to te empire
Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person2: aww Mike! That Miken hurt
When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.
Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro
The best white rapper out right now
Oh my god did you hear 203 Mikes new song it’s fire
1👍 5👎
When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joanna’s feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes