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Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike
Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”
It's a mix drink one part Crown Royal and one part Fireball and Sprite to mix it with.
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao
In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye
Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*
A guy with a micropenis
I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.
Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.