mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.

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pinch pot mud works

A rusty trombone for the ladies.

What woman wouldn't like the pinch pot mud works?

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fishing in your mud hole

Anal play

Guy: Let me go “fishing in your mud hole”
Girl: im not into butt stuff

funny mud go pee

similar to "funny mud pee", which is similar to "go fuck your self/bull shit", it is popular on Chinese social forum because it pronounce like "放你妈狗屁" in chinese

A: 我能连一夜七次(I can cum 7 times in one night)
B: Funny mud go pee, 鬼才信你( bull shit, I don't buy it

Brown Nosed Mud Dove

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.

You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

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mud brother day

It’s a celebration By 2 Nigga’s for a whole century that don’t know how to act and they get together and smoke and Drink Hennessy until they drop And they tell each other why they hangout while they steal from everyone in sight

We Just celebrated mud brother day and one of our friends got locked up

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rolling around in mud

Its whereyou have sex or anything that has to do with sex acts with a black person.

crystal have you been rolling around in mud again?

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