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Urban Dictionary's signature importance in cultural society, but that gives it too much credit.

While a name is a faux-birthmark, UD writers seem to think that your name defines who you are. Essentially the only purpose of names on this website is to give an ego-boost to anyone who searches their own name up and to buy it as a mug.

Example 1: "Dude, I just wrote something great about myself on Urban Dictionary under my name!" the man said gleefully. "Go fuck yourself", the other replied, fully aware this person is ruining the Urban Dictionary website (as if it had any sort of reputation anyway).

Example 2: "While, the, name is a faux-birthmark", a man spoke to himself, as he wrote up the definition of 'Name' on Urban Dictionary in order to appear meta and hip. In actuality, nothing he has written in the last 3 minutes has contributed anything to society and will probably never be seen.

by ElijahPepe September 8, 2020


Name

Well, I mean....

Hym "I guess I know whose name to never ever say here bwahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023


Name

Is that why you won't say my name Jordan? Cus they're pronouns?

Hym "Oh shit, I didn't think this through! He can't say pronouns! I'll change my name. It's Liam Hymen now. Call me Liam Hymen. That's a name... A real one.... I would know.. Cus it's MY name.... My name is Liam Hymen.

by Hym Iam January 19, 2023


Name

A wors that’s giving to a person to call them as, it is also known in this site for having the word “big dick/cock/penis/ Dwayne the rock johnson

Abdul: a middle eastern man named for having a HUGE penis that all the girls want to suck on

by Eternal85 June 27, 2022


Name

Names are essentially utterances meant for addressing people even

For indicatorial purposes,
usually inculcated at time of birth.

Verb; illustrative ends:
Electful indicatorial descriptions elevated to imply of a noun or groups as to who or what it or they are like unto characteristicly.

Thou shall call his name Jesus for he shall save his people from their sins

by Alex.Roundabout March 25, 2022


names

1. Plural of name

2. The worst definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

1. That's alotta names

2. Never search for any type of name on the Urban Dictionary! None of these definitions are useful! Just like zodiac signs.

by banflimflam August 22, 2022


name

The most beautiful and loyal girl you will ever see. She is fun, adventurous and smart. She has a healthy apatite for sex, all she wants to do is listen to music and have sex most days. If you are lucky enough to have her you better treat her like the queen she is! Because if you lose her you will regret it for the rest of your life! She will do everything she can to just make you happy, but the moment she feels disrespected or used she will snap fast and become some kind of monster! The kind of monster you see at the end of your bad with a knife in the middle of the night, or you notice your food tastes funny because she has been poisoning you for months!

Mazzi Slimm you are perfect and beautiful! Best girl ever! Everyone needs a Mazzi Slimm in their lives!
She is the best girl ever, Mazzi Slimm is her name don't get it wrong. If you ever meet a girl whose name is Mazzi Slimm keep her around forever!

by TheTruthIsMyGod March 28, 2020