The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.
"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."
Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.
Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird
Huge penis absolute unit aka the nosh destroyer super leng smokes and vapes but is an absolute ledge
Shit u have a huge one like Noah
Noah is a name originally from Hebrew meaning rest.
Noah is someone with a great personality and a happy person in general. The Noah's I've meet have always been jolly old friends. They may be a little big, but they always make people smile.
If you hate a Noah you probably already have a hit on you. Because everyone in your class or friend group, like him.
Of course, he might get annoyed if you don't listen to him. But he is an overall forgiving person.
YOU "Yeah I hate Noah"
FRIEND "I'm sorry for your loss man."
YOU "Why?"
FRIEND "Cuz your dead son!"
YOU GET KILLED BY YOUR FRIEND
A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.
your such a noah jay ross
You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
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