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They don’t exist. All men know ass is superior to tits but some men claim otherwise to avert suspicion of pedophilia. Men claim to prefer tits over ass because only adult women have breasts; therefore disqualifying them from liking children, who lack breasts.
Oh John, over there? He says he’s a boob guy but we all know what he’s really into.
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Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.
Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.
Man Boobs the Clown is a clown who likes to paint entire rooms I'm barbeque sauce. He is often seen at stores like walmart buying large tubs of BBQ
I smell barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs the Clown
she just wants you to hold her boobs bro
her-“my boobs hurt😞”
you-“want me to massage them”
her-*in head*(yesss😋)
Just whip them out
National boob day
May1st
Just national boob day
May1st
Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.
Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k
When you have a bra on that's to small, so your boob pooches out over the bra making one look like a volumptous pirate woman.
Would you look at her boobs, she definitely has some Poochy Boob Syndrome.