Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.
Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.
When you have a bra on that's to small, so your boob pooches out over the bra making one look like a volumptous pirate woman.
Would you look at her boobs, she definitely has some Poochy Boob Syndrome.
she just wants you to hold her boobs bro
her-“my boobs hurt😞”
you-“want me to massage them”
her-*in head*(yesss😋)
Man Boobs the Clown is a clown who likes to paint entire rooms I'm barbeque sauce. He is often seen at stores like walmart buying large tubs of BBQ
I smell barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs the Clown
Just whip them out
National boob day
May1st
Just national boob day
May1st
Effectively a male with two x chromosomes.
Ritcherd strawmann - hey bro I wanna fuck a tomboy with a dick and no boobs, is that gay?
Gaven thinliyvailemioppuinun - biologically it's not gay, however in every other conceivable way it definitely is.
Ritcherd strawmann - k
wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't
He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.