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deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

by Bemoneyg December 04, 2005


kick in the nuts

What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.

You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".

by Green Eyed Susan September 29, 2006


nut chocolate

Shit flavored balls

Gina licked my nut chocolate.

by Jamar February 14, 2004


kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003


cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

by The House April 25, 2006


Nut battle

A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.

Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!

by Mitch Henry August 10, 2006


nut hunter

A girl who "hunts" or seeks out mens nuts to gargle in her mouth!!

Mary McKay is a nut hunter and she must be stoped at all costs!!

by tttrucker4 July 05, 2006