OH MY GEURD
When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon
Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD
Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.
There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.
1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”
2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.
Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.
OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adj. a phrase to share emotion in relation to feeling pissed off at the world, normally occurs on a late afternoon.
"Aaron, you got a light?"
"No, sorry."
...(Hears plane flying overhead low to the ground.)...
"Oh fuck the plane!
"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.
"Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.
An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).
Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
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the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ
oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle