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oh my geurd

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

by AK-ARI September 24, 2023


Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

by Borneostellarus February 1, 2020


Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.

OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by amnm321 March 30, 2011


Oh fuck the plane!

Adj. a phrase to share emotion in relation to feeling pissed off at the world, normally occurs on a late afternoon.

"Aaron, you got a light?"
"No, sorry."
...(Hears plane flying overhead low to the ground.)...
"Oh fuck the plane!

by thefisheye November 9, 2011


Oh My Hooves

"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.

"Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.

by I Said Good Day April 5, 2012


Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos August 7, 2005

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"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013