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Bow island

A small town located in southern Alberta Canada.

The town was suppose to be called grassy lake but cp rail mixed up the railroad signs and the two towns are now switched

A town where everyone knows everyone and is always up In each other business.

In the fall its smells of dill and mint.

Bow island is the bean capital of Canada.

Bow island was also known for Spitz sunflower seeds but was sold to Pepsi co and because of high taxes and costs they moved the company to the USA.

Person 1: Bow island is the bean capital of Canada

Person 2: so like jelly beans

Person 1: shakes head

by Mysticfox August 20, 2020


The Goats of long island

The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND

Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!

by tgoli September 29, 2018


Island Poké

A supposedly Hawaiian inspired grab and go that uses mostly Japanese ingredients and provides an overall dissapointing and low quality experience attributed to stingy profit grabbing and lack of competent management, specifically in the higher ranks.

Hey have you seen that new Island Poké olace on the highstreet? I might apply for a position there.

Seriously? Forget that place dude just work at Mcdonalds, youll be treated better lol

by Sublime Shitposting November 27, 2021


long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 3, 2016


the fire island

This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

"I'm going to show you the Fire Island tonight, ho"

by NoComment00 April 27, 2007


Wanking Island

A wanking island (wan-king Ile-land) is a place that a complete moron should be sent to or is already on for his stupidity.

I wish Donald Trump would just be quiet on his own little wanking island.

by "Cunting Fuckpump" June 4, 2017


Quest Island

A magical place.

Quest Island is a magical place.

by ButterCollie September 9, 2023