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When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.
Warning: Can cause blindness!
Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank
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When one tugs on thine member to create a money shot.
That nice woman heloed me achieve wank 'n' bank
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when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.
Bob: Hey Dan
Dan: Hi Bob what's up
Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank
Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up
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When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.
Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.
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He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.
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