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having one's fortune bled dry by an entourage of false friends who feel entitled to what is "theirs"
(name of athlete or celebrity) was posse whipped into bankruptcy.
One summer in the 80s myself and Charlie Sheen went to Lake Wawasee to water ski but on rainy days we go buy out the of all their Redi Whip and enjoy some Indiana Whip Cream.
-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
when you use the head of your penis to smack a booty
"Rick is there any particular reason why my daughter has mushroom-shaped bruises on her keister?"
"That's an easy one Mr. Tarrowstein, I've been mushroom whipping her in the shower!"