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When a drug(primary Methamphetamine) addiction completely consumes your life; altering your physical appearance and behavior to replicate that of a "classic pirate." Usually involves, Dark under eyes(from lack of sleep), dirty clothes, dirty body, and rotten teeth(from lack of personal care). Can be a wanderer, just "sailing" from place to place. Usually seeking/stealing/begging for anything they can get their hands on of any value; for future trade of drugs. Always "carpet surfing" for a free sparkly shard by spending all day, everyday trying to find that treasure.
I use to hang out with Mitch but, after he became a complete Ice Pirate he and I just don't jive well together anymore.
All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.
Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.
The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate
The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."
Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."