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When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.
She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.
A day to punch any guy named brett\\ December 3rd.
Punch Brett Day is my favorite Holiday
The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.
Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*
OR
Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.
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A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.
This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
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Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.
(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)
James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!
Is she okay?
I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...
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That thug rabbit punched his boss and ran away because he decided that he would do better as a lone wolf than in a gang.
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To be so angry you will do something irrational.
"I am so pissed I could punch a baby in the dick!"
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