Rule 34

It doesn't matter how dark or bizarre, if you can think of it there will a small club dedicated solely to it in Japan.

eg. Have you seen Tokyo? Shibuya is Rule 34 ; love hotels, bestiality restaurants, sex robot love parlors, cosplay　sex clubs, soapland, transvestite soapland, rape play, yakuza swingers, anime bondage, knitting bondage. It's nasty!

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[Rule 11]

This rule is also known as "The International Rule of Dibs". Used to claim any tangible object in question. The only way to counter this rule is to call "Next's".(see Rule 17)

Guy1:"Rule 11."
Guy2:"You can't call 'Dibs' its ours. We called for it!"
Guy1:"Yea I can. Rule 11. See, I just did again."

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Rule 76

There is always a shemale version of a female character, NO exceptions.

This is a rule I have identified and proven through many hours of intensive research of the internet and based off the existing rule 75.

Dude1: OMG, is that a shemale batgirl screwing a shemale supergirl?… Shit, it is, Rule 76 ROXZ my SOXZ!!!!!!!!!!!

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[rule 25]

whenever anyone fucks up or says anything stupid. all alcohol, weed, mushrooms, and pornography go to Jon.

victor: i think its time to go
brian: hit him
jon: *enforces rule 25*

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420 rule

the rule in which you can not consume marijuana in anyway before 4:20 pm and after 4:20 am.

Guy #1 - Yo lets go smoke some bud, dude.

Guy #2 - Nah man its only 2:20, we still got 2 hrs.

Guy #1 - Damnnn, you're right its the 420 rule

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Rule 14127

Rule 14127, Clearly States that, In Meetence of A Man With the Number 14127, Tatooed On the Underside of his Right Arm, You WILL Show That Man Respect, and Listen to All He Has to Say. Because that Man Will Be The Smartest, Most Profound, Street Wise, and Nature Aware Person that You Will Ever Meet. And If You Show Him Disrespect, he Will Harm you in More Way's You Thought Possible.

Bob: (see's man with tat, show's him respect, and is allowed to keep breathing)
Steve: (see's man with tat, and brushes him off. and who's face is then aquainted with the pavement.)
Bob: "Dude, Should Have Brushed up On Your Knowledge of Rule 14127."

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Rule 35

Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police, that is, snitches.

"Niggas they hit the pen, they get charged, they get out/on a rule 35..." -Scarface

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