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1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.
She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."
licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.
hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?
ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!
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What a homosexual says to an appealing black man when he wishes to toss his salad.
yo i metchyo friend david and i just wanted to tap dat niggas salad
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it's the new way of greeting your friends or homies with loves and affection.
Ayo !! Banana Chicken Sauce Nigga Salad !!!!
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An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80
TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!
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An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
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When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds
You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing
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