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Sleeping: Laying on your bed while going on your phone the whole night.
John: Hey wanna play fortnite?
Me: No sorry, i should be sleeping.
The act of receiving oral while sleeping from ones partner.
The other day i was giving a sleeping prince and it was wonderful.
Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender
"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"
Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."
"I was at work."
Nocturnal emission. Jizzing in your sleep
Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!