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The most amazing human being ever. Kind, super sweet, a gentleman, sexy, talented, and drop-dead gorgeous. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. He also has a huge cock at at least 9 inches. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane. He's kind to all he meets and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the universe. You will love him forever, and never forget him. He will be the best sex you ever have and that you will miss
Girl 1: Hey! Have you talked to Jacob lately?
Girl 2: well not talk, but my legs still hurts
Jacob: Hey, how are you?
Girl 1 and 2:jswarfkygulutdstukgu
the best fashion and music taste,
Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row
Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!
Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people
Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met
A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
Jacob has the hottest piece of ass in the world. He doesn’t have the ability to make a mistake because of how large his dick is. I mean, huge. Like, think about the biggest dick you’ve seen and triple it. He also loves feet. He eats those dogs day and night (mostly night). He only has threesomes and he won’t do it unless there’s another male present. He doesn’t take no for an answer, especially when it’s about sex. He’s so hot. Lives in Boulder, Colorado ;)
Jacob is so hot
Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
Jacob just can't stop fucking kids