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when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
Includes stupid and dangerous things or people you don't need and should get rid off .
"We should dump that trump on him, he is no good."
when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
I just had the biggest dump failure.
When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
After exhausting sex, I took a dump truffle on her large breasts as she slept.
what your girl gon do to you after seeing this post
she dumped him
A group of 3 or more bros who travel in a pack, leaving a trail of Axe body spray in their wake.
I saw a dump of bros leaving Abercrombie to go meet some basic bitches.