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harry potter's penis

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

76πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Neil patrick harris

The hottest male to walk the eath. too bad he is gay, he could easily steal your wife. and your family . male or female.

neil patrick harris .. dayum

by Secretlybatman February 21, 2015

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Harry Kim Complex

Based on the character Harry Kim from Star Trek: Voyager, the Harry Kim Complex is where a person continuously falls for the wrong person. Despite warnings from friends and family to avoid these people that are obviously wrong for them, they continue to engage in these relationships that are doomed to failure.

"I think Diamond might be the girl for me."

"Dude, Diamond is freaking stripper and from what I hear, she also a whore. I don't mean that figuratively either, I mean she sleeps with guys for money!"

β€œWhatever dude, she is an angel.”

β€œMan, you need to go see a therapist and get that Harry Kim Complex taken care of before you end up knocking up one these chicks.”

by C. R. Strenth August 27, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter Dyke

A lesbian, usually but not limited to over 30 years old that has dark hair, cut short with bangs and worn in an extremely unstylish manor. Often wearing boring clothes with little color and conservative lines these women have the appearance of a young Harry Potter.

Hey did you see that chick, she looks like a Harry Potter Dyke?!

by Deaner Beaner November 25, 2006

44πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)

The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK

by Mr. Obvious, duh November 15, 2010

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Harry Potter Shot

Whenever a shot in any game (be it a video game or a game involving a ball) is made and the person(s) performing the action had no intention of the outcome.

While playing pool, Trevor proceeded to rack in one solid ball. After the windup, Trevor racked in 4 solid balls.

"Dude, that was such a Harry Potter Shot."

by A2Z October 4, 2007

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Harry met Sally

A Dublin slang word for cigarette.

''Just gonna have a harry met sally then we head okay''

''BRB, going for a harry met sally.

by Harry x December 29, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž