fo-oh-fi

a freeway in los angeles, stretching from irvine to near san fernando. used to transport a high volume of los angeles citizens, including but not limited to business men and women, government officials, bat wielding blue collar "criminals", baby daddys, and common coffee shop workers who sell ecstacy on the side. known to be heavily populated during "rush hour" peaks and notorious for its sometimes uneven terrain, which can cause car malfunctions.

"tell me why im drivin on the fo-oh-fi, my hood fly up, cracks my windshield!"

"i dont know why. were you high?"

"bitch, you know i don't smoke til i get to work!"

Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.

OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Oh, Bummers.

Oh, shiitake mushrooms. Gardevoir and Gallade are k__sin_.

"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

Oh My Ellen

An alternative to the widely used "oh my god". Used by those that follow the Ellen Degeneres movement.

Oh my ellen he's hot