The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.
Road Soadies are alcoholic beverages that are drank in a moving automobile.
This road trip is going to be a long one, lets get some Road Soadies and something to piss in!
The Road Dogs was a "group" before new management took over. The Road Dogs had an extremely large ego and will to play God, especially seeing as it was only one guy running it. The Road Dogs are lying, jackasses and dicks to other people just if they don't listen to what they want.
"I'll leak your personal info"
"Man you part of the OG Road Dogs or something?"
Cool things you find on the side of the road. Dollar bills, clothing, tools, etc
Ivy: Guess what kind of road candy I found today while walking my dog!
Dante: What?
Ivy: I found a wallet and a glove!
When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.
Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!
You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language
That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him
June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦
Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤