surprise means tell me right now.
please tell me, it’s a surprise.
When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.
Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)
Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!
when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere
W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.