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walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 May 08, 2011


3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 14, 2018


Dead Kid Walking

1) a kid who barely shows emotions or who have trouble expressing them self.

2) a kid who shows either a lot of emotion or about the normal amount.

They often say unhinged or 'creepy things'. They may enjoy things such as singing, writing, digital/traditional art, or reading books and or manga. They often hyperfixate on a few things or jump between multiple fandoms weekly.

Person 1) Oh he's probably a dead kid walking...
Person 2) what makes you say that?
Person 1) he's always just sitting at the benches and reading that book.

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022


The Walk of mother's shame

Just like the walk of shame but when it's your mother

Deena had to do the walk of mother's shame or of her ex husband's room at his house with a hangover, to her ex's car so he could drive her to the bar to pick up her car, only to greet her own mother who was there visiting the children.

by Rennnn1121 November 01, 2020


Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 29, 2014


walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 07, 2011


Fremen sand walk

The motion one takes on a humid day in order to un-stick their balls from the inside of their leg, Referring to manner in which the Fremen traverse the desert in Dune.

My sack was stuck to my leg the other day, i had to do the Fremen sand walk.

by Das_Jaeger April 22, 2022