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Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 19, 2020


Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018


Bus chucker

More intentional than being thrown under a bus, this is the person who throws the figurative bus at someone, particularly a co-worker.

My co-worker is such a bus chucker. Did you see how she called me out and placed blame on me during that public meeting?!

by islalisa July 30, 2023


bus engineer

someone who is nothing feels like nothing and is nothing

i want to be a bus engineer when i grow up
billie got fondled by a bus engineer
also known as : man of oysters
word creator: bus engineer

by bus engineer July 2, 2021


faggot bus

A vehicle often containing gay black men and twinks

i was drivin thru the town collecting niggas in my faggot bus

by paper650 June 11, 2023


Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 20, 2022


33 School Bus

Full of sussy people such as a guy who is in love with smo named a....?

A guy who's name is called macaroni?

A guy who turned into a hamster?

A sussy baka?

33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll

Btw im not in 33 schl bus

33 School bus is a school bus you sussy baka

by Hecker001 June 5, 2022