Kayak City

n. The act of having sex in the pool, during which, one partner must be underwater at all times (though they may alternate).

n. The sex position associated with Kayak City.

I've never tried Kayak City. I don't have a pool I can use for it.

I tried Kayak City in the hot tub once, but it was too small and I almost drowned my girlfriend.

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Manchester City

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Manchester City have no fans

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cities of gold

bizarre european/badly dubbed cartoon that never ended.
involved a load of spaniards running about south america looking for el dorado. they never found it and it all got a bit wierd with a Atlantis/was god an astronaut type stuff. There was a really annying kid in it with a mouth like a monkeys who used to shout "Estaban! Estaban!" when ever he got scared

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ellicott city

The most boring, asian-filled city ever, the only thing to do there is go to Columbia cause there's always something to do there.

ellicott city sucks, there's barely any diversity and there's nothing to do there.

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City of Knowledge

School in Pomona,California. It is surrounded by an apartment complex filled with Sex offenders, gang bangers, and the other unfortunante people who have to live with him.

Only school around that runs in a dictatorship/communist fashion. Haircut is enforced, All girls must wear diapers on their head, you are not allowed to laugh, smile, or talk in the hallways. And you are stoned to death if you talk to the oppisote gender.

They also serve Abu saifs famous beef left overs, KHUMUS, and diareaha 7-layers. Gatorade costs like 10 bucks per bottle. We have a new math tracher every month and no english teacher most of the time.

and we have a broken school bus that hasnt run for 10 years... it serves as target practice for the gang bangers.

and recently, a whole bunch of fobs from arabia started coming here, they give us 100,000,000 gallons of oil to enroll each of their 500 children.

oh and there is a kid named anis who is obsessed with dictators and communism..

"I go to Los osos high, dude we have the best sports teams!"

"i go to claremont high, we awesome academics!"

"i go to city of knowledge, we have the most FOBS!"
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"aljamalaljamalaljamalaljamalaljamalaljamal"
-Anis

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"our school is the dumping grounds for the rejects from other schools"
-unnamed source
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"kermanikermanikermanikermanikermani"
-anis
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"velkom to sity ov nawleje! ve has the best edukashun in amreeka!
-COK alumni
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"lawrencelawrencelawrencelawrencelawrencelawrence"
-anis
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" I want to have sex with -----'s dead body"
-typical city of knowledge guys
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draw? isnt it spelled J-R-A-W
-egyptian
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halaballah ruckhamsan lalaracktu ramen tyrictryl
-FOBS

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Our school initials are COK?!?! hahahahahahah"
some genius back in 1994 when trying to decide a school name

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City slicker

Is most likely white, will make so many music and Grey Anatomy's reference's you'll want to throw them out the window. Also, if they go 1 hour without StarBucks, visiting Coachella, or talking about drama they will collapse and fall into a white girl's coma.

“Did you see that guy Cooper in LP he’s such a city slicker.”

“Oh my god Cooper is the biggest city slicker I know.”

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Cap City

Washington, DC, i.e. The Nation's Capitol

Georgetown to Anacostia, doin' it Cap City style!

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