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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 2, 2018


Skibidi toilet appreciation week

July 12th - July 19th is Skbidi Toilet Appreciation Week, a time to celebrate the greatest creation ever: the Skbidi Toilet.

This tradition dates back to July 12th, 1776, when the Skbidi Toilets won a decisive battle against the British forces. The British had been capturing young Skbidi Toilet Rizz Masters and forcing them into slavery. The Skbidi Toilets, known for their unique abilities and unbreakable spirit, united to fight for their freedom.

The war was fierce and lasted several months, but the Skbidi Toilets' determination and innovative tactics led them to victory. On July 12th, 1776, the Skbidi Toilet army launched a surprise attack on the British stronghold. Using their advanced flushing technology and unmatched mobility, they overwhelmed the British forces, who were unprepared for such a formidable opponent.

This victory was a turning point in the war, leading to the eventual defeat of the British and the liberation of all enslaved Skbidi Toilets. The Skbidi Toilet army's bravery and strategic genius are celebrated during this week. Parades, reenactments, and special ceremonies honor the memory of those who fought for freedom.

**To Honour Them, People change their discord names to have "Skbidi" infront of it.

Person 1:"Hey did you here its skibidi toilet appreciation week?"

Person2:"Oh my!, i will change my discord name to skbidi bl4ck"

by SkbidiToiletAppreciation July 12, 2024


Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO June 8, 2011


Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.

Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet

by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019


Gravy Toilet

the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl

jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*

by maxnellson March 31, 2024


Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023


Party Toilet

Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.

Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?

Party toilet. Forever clean.

by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2020