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1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
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The act of sitting on your hand (see stranger) and jacking someone else off with it. Normally done in a large group or circle where everyone jacks the person to the right of them off. Its not considered gay because you cannot feel your hand.
Bill, Brad, and JT came over and we had a full circle stranger going on.
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Irritating, unpleasant, drastic.
It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!
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A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.
Some popular full circle phrases.
Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"
Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"
George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"
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1. A person that charges you full price at your local bar
2. A person of jewish decent that charges you full price at any establishment.
3. A roommate/friend that charges you full price for drinks that you didn't ask for at a local establishment, namely Bennigan's.
<Radames>Dude, I went to Bennigan's and asked Lance for a Sprite. He gave me two Crown and Gingers, then charged me for three of them. What a fucking Full Price Jew.
<Boston>JEW CLAW!!
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All Bruno Mars (and Eminem & Royce da 5'9") wants to see.
This one's for you and me
Livin' out our dreams
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide
I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
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Molesting your teddy bear
Quit snogging your bear you are going to tear a hole.
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