Random
Source Code
Random
Oral sex, girl on dude, dude on girl, girl on girl, dude on dude
He slowly moved his head downward and started to give her the sex kiss.
I heard Molly gave Fred the Sex Kiss!
16👍 28👎
A male or female sits on another male or female's face. The person being sat on gets poo on thier lips. After the poo is applicated to the persons lips in a proper fashion the "sitter" gets up and gets kissed by the person with poo on their lips.
Did you guys hook up this weekend?
Yea, I she even hersheys kissed me to.
14👍 24👎
If the instances in one's life when their oral lips had touched another object with the intention of conveying a sense of love, or when another object's oral lips had touched their body with the same intention, were listed chronologically from left to right, the instance of the first kiss would invariably be on the far left of that rather sad and pointless list.
Her first kiss occurred just after she had been washed by the midwife and handed to her red faced mother.
14👍 24👎
the unpleasant sensation experienced when sitting on a public lavatory and your cock accidentally touches the cold porcelain.
"got my first Widow's Kiss of the year in trap 2 this morning"
22👍 42👎
When somebody french kisses somebody else in the ass.
I just gave Susanne a swedish kiss and it tasted great said Dempa.
49👍 104👎
something to avoid that's camouflaged as a good idea.
she thought quitting her job would be a good idea but it turned out to be the devils kiss.
11👍 18👎
The term Chef’s kiss is often used by hipsters and douchebags to try and make something seem special or more important than it actually is. Often used to describe food or a woman’s vagina.
Damn that girls pussy was “chef’s kiss”.
13👍 19👎