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That Thick Root!
I see you with that ole dandelion plug!
was tired of not finding his username on urban dictionary when he searched it with the discord bot. so he put it in himself.
"you know plug-c?"
"that fucker with a urban dictionary page?"
"exactly, you know he made it himself?"
"that's just fucking stupid."
"don't say that, he's writing this exemple too you know."
"only makes it worst."
When you eat too much cheese and get constipated
"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."
The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
During anal sex and the person getting fucked in the ass begins to shit all over the other persons penis
“Dude I had an Idaho drain plug last night. There was shit everywhere.”
When you plug your butthole with a pickle so your boyfriend can eat it later
Girl #1 "hey babe I did a pickle plug!"
Boyfriend "yay let me eat it out later?"
Girl #1 "Sounds good!"
An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!
Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!