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A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.
I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.
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one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water
"look at that turd lapper"
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An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"
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When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.
Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!
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A person who talks volumes crap
Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"
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tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
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When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.
That fucking cat is such a turd dropper!
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