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turd tamper

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

by flippersideways November 26, 2013


Turd Symphony

A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.

I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.

by Crazee GaGa July 21, 2011


turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 05, 2007


turd rifle

A person who talks volumes crap

Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"

by melanchete October 10, 2007


Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 05, 2009


Feller Turds

When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.

Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!

by JudyBootyBigPants July 14, 2008


turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??

i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009